Tabloid Headlines (November 2000)

Tabloid Headlines.

“Found in Pyramid

Wearing a watch that still ticks”

and I thought that my story 

was the “same old story”.

“Electric shock destroyed her genes”

And “Penny in Little Rock is still

Wearing the same dress, she wore

25 years ago”, “the father of my 

baby is a mummy” and girl are

still just trying to be girls.

Things never change and always change

Sometimes at the same speed

And sometimes in opposite proportions

But when “Computers talk to the Dead”

And “Frogs feet are found to be luckier that rabbits’ feet”

I think maybe the words have lost control 

And “gust of winds can really blow 

midgets inside” of gay watermelons.